He accused chestnuts of being lazy.

dremu · 01-23-2009, 09:37 AM

Mike Myers is a nut himself...

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

And speaking of weirdness, where is Resurrection Joe these days?

-- A

chevyfumes · 01-23-2009, 10:10 AM

smalltruckbigcid · 01-23-2009, 10:42 AM

Good god...he's flipping fruity.

Wrench · 01-23-2009, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dremu

He accused chestnuts of being lazy

Might be true, whose chestnuts wuz he talkin' about?

dremu · 01-23-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Wrench

Might be true, whose chestnuts wuz he talkin' about?

It's actually in character as Dr Evil from one of the Austin Powers movies.

It's just so much weirdness packed into one paragraph that it reminded me of RJ.

-- A

Wrench · 01-23-2009, 11:31 AM

Geez, make me feel like a frickin' noob

I need a Zoroastrian named Wilma . . . . .

BGKYK5 · 01-23-2009, 03:35 PM

That is crazy - I invented the question mark! You guys owe me $0.05 every time you use one.

BTW, I don't recomend meat helmets.....

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Originally Posted by Princess Leia

That's all the time we have for today....

boggerless · 01-23-2009, 04:01 PM

from the spy who shagged me.

i love those movies.and it does sound like RJ. the spooky thing is i have talked to him on the phone a few times {it's the same crazy ****}but i just looked in my ck5 phone book and the number is gone!!!!!

WTF?? was he a ghost?sent here to make us think mad thoughts??

BGKYK5 · 01-23-2009, 04:03 PM

Nope it is from the first Austin Powers movie.

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